Untitled: Light, My, Fag

not 19 anymore, trapped in the capitol of the world, this is my life
Hey rocket

Hey rocket


This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

I don’t give a damn … I’m stealing this. And then using it on the next person I find attractive. I just hope their gay

(via ivannasmokealot)